Canada Geese Fingered In Flight 1549 Crash, Scientists Use DNA And Feather Fragments Taken From Engines To Identify Branta Canadensis As Culprits - CBS News
Breaking news - Canadian sponsored terrorists infiltrated the US by air and then cleverly disguised themselves as geese in order to accomplish their nefarious mission. The Canadian nationals, donned their goose outfits and carried out suicide attacks on the engines of flight 1549. Fortunately, captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III was able to ditch the aircraft in Hudson and save all 155 souls aboard.
It is unknown at this time if the US is planning any retaliation against Canada or the wild goose population for aiding and abetting this attack.
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